Friday, April 25, 2008
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
Nige, do you think that the BBC have a handbook, for their eyes only, called
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Divide the English by the Welsh and add six, multiply by the Scots and subdivide the total twice, divide the answer by the square root of seven Pakistanis, add fourteen Afro Caribbeans and two chukkabutties, throw in Kirsty Wark (violently if possible) add two prunes (J Vine and Kirsty Young) if even after all of the above there is still the odd original inhabitant on show then divide the total by Ragi bloody Omah (the one who would be Ed Murrow)
You mean you're not beguiled by the lilting Welshman's moody good looks and the Elvis-like curl of his upper lip? You surprise me, Malty.
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