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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
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Clooney poses one last time with his aunty Rosemary
ReplyDelete"George just gave me a gift card to his tanning salon!"
ReplyDelete'Thanks for the lift heels, George.'
ReplyDeleteor should that be heel lifts?
ReplyDeleteTime hasn't been kind to that bloke in the middle
ReplyDeleteSarah gets her wish as Clooney signs to play Gordon in 'Backstabbing Bastard'. The consummate actor, renowned for his role as a cowardly, vacillating, snivelling, inept, narrow-minded arsehole said "I'm very excited that George has agreed to play me"
ReplyDeleteTwo contestants from Nadine's Celebrity Makeover - Mary from Kirkcaldy and American George. Watch the first episode to see how they fare under the knife! Each week viewers will be able to vote one contestant off the show - the contestant judged to be ugliest despite exhaustive plastic surgery!
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