Tuesday, August 07, 2007
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
'You've got to ask yourself a question - Do I feel lucky? Well do you, climate change denier?'
ReplyDelete"You are beginning to feel sleepy ... your eyes are growing heavy ..."
ReplyDelete"Ah, Professor Dawkins, we've been expecting you. My assistant, Mr Oddjob, will show you to your quarters."
ReplyDeleteHi! My name's Nadine Bagget, celebrity beauty editor of Hare & Hound....
ReplyDeleteBut then they messed with his Weetabix. This time, its personal!
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ReplyDeleteIs this the 'Before' or 'After' photograph? It's all relative.
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ReplyDeleteDr. Riviera's Face Transplants! Special Reduction for OAPs (Wednesday mornings only)
ReplyDeleteInventor of True Mirror Discovers He's Re-Aligned Wrong Ear!
ReplyDeleteStephen King Channel Launch New Test Card.
ReplyDelete"You've heard of 'The Scream' by Munch; this is 'The Stare' by Appleyard."
ReplyDelete(Just can't get this right after two failed attempts at posting, and it's a face just crying out for comment! Bugger it, I'm going to cut the hedge. It's grown that big, there might be a vulture in it).
The real Dr.Cox.
ReplyDeleteBryan Appleyard claims he is more Cameron than Brown: "I am jolly and approachable. I like cats and bright yellow things. I will be a good king."
ReplyDeleteBryony, 32, loves animals, wants to work with children and help to promote world peace. Her measurements are 42-24-96, and she says her inspiration is her Grandma Dawkins.
ReplyDeleteJCL
Gravity Assisted Gravitas
ReplyDeleteApocalypticism is realism.
ReplyDelete''They told me blogging would be fun...
ReplyDelete...and I'd make money on the adverts.''
As the effects of the potion wore off, Bryan slowly turned back into Nige...
ReplyDeleteIt's 12.03 PM. Will Bryan please come to the diary room....
ReplyDeleteDr James Lovelock had successfully placed Appleyard under the Imperius Curse.
ReplyDeleteAppleyard Wallpaper
ReplyDelete(download trial version now!)
New Ringtones also available!
Phone 0845 ITSME BRYAN
You have to be slightly concerned; 1.26pm and already 23 postings. Guido Fawkes is going to be suing Bryan for royalties.
ReplyDeleteHave U seen this man? R U sure it's him? (no time wasters, please)
ReplyDeleteBanjo Lessons (third bridge over river thurne) no strings attached.
Marry My Sister! (Before I Do)- will consider share or p/ex.
contact: Classifieds, The Norfolk Clamor, PO Box 3, England
The new face of Simon Cowell in 'The Y Factor'.
ReplyDeleteDouglas Adams Did Not Die! New Sighting Confirms.
ReplyDeleteSummer Holidays? Fed up sprogs? getting under your feet? Interminably long car journeys to grandad's? Are we there yet? then why not try;
ReplyDeleteHirsute Bryan Travel Board.
from Appleyard Games Inc.
Cut Out & Collect a Different Moustache Every Day This Week. Only Available through Thought Experiment.
(can't wait kids? Try felt-pen or crayon (not included) Bryan is entirely washable (please ask mummy first)
Red Dwarf upgrades on-board computer (now in color)
ReplyDeleteSheesh, I leave the house for a couple of hours and... still, I suppose if you give the people what they want.
ReplyDeleteThe face that launched a thousand posts.
ReplyDeleteThe face that posted a thousand lunches.
ReplyDeleteMan gives home detention order the slip by posting caption competition to distract monitors.
ReplyDeleteMakes you go blind? I don't care, I find it consoling.
ReplyDeleteI should have put that in quotes, shouldn't I?
ReplyDeleteI used to be a miserable auld bastard. Then I started a blog.
ReplyDeleteThis is Bryan's third attempt at photographing himself with webcam.
ReplyDeletePicture 1: Manic smile showing too many teeth. Look crazy.
Picture 2: Creepy smile with lips pursed. Look as though am guilty of silent fart in lift.
Picture 3: Can I be taken seriously? Yes. Am stony faced. Serious blogger. Oh sod it - I'll use picture 1 for facebook.
Study shows fat cats facing diabetes risk
ReplyDeleteIn the course of every contact I have ever had with the police,I have encountered stupidity and offhand rudeness.
ReplyDeleteNewly-crowned Staring Champ, 2007, relaxes at home.
ReplyDelete'The art is in the framing'. Nice frame ...
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ReplyDeleteBryan Appleyard's Thought Experiment Number 1053.
ReplyDelete(Er that's it like actually happening for the first time. The greatest experiment ever. Pretty stoked to get the picture as you can imagine - no other textbook has it. Changed everything didn't it, the experiment - everyone here has been changed by it. Hard to describe of course but... well, there it is! Captured on film or whatever. Takes your breath away. Doesn't it.)
Late entrant, but worth waiting for ...
ReplyDeleteNormal for Norfolk.