Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Oh Okay - Caption Contest

45 comments:

  1. 'You've got to ask yourself a question - Do I feel lucky? Well do you, climate change denier?'

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  2. "You are beginning to feel sleepy ... your eyes are growing heavy ..."

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  3. "Ah, Professor Dawkins, we've been expecting you. My assistant, Mr Oddjob, will show you to your quarters."

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  4. Hi! My name's Nadine Bagget, celebrity beauty editor of Hare & Hound....

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  5. But then they messed with his Weetabix. This time, its personal!

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  7. Is this the 'Before' or 'After' photograph? It's all relative.

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  9. Dr. Riviera's Face Transplants! Special Reduction for OAPs (Wednesday mornings only)

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  10. Inventor of True Mirror Discovers He's Re-Aligned Wrong Ear!

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  11. Stephen King Channel Launch New Test Card.

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  12. "You've heard of 'The Scream' by Munch; this is 'The Stare' by Appleyard."

    (Just can't get this right after two failed attempts at posting, and it's a face just crying out for comment! Bugger it, I'm going to cut the hedge. It's grown that big, there might be a vulture in it).

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  13. Bryan Appleyard claims he is more Cameron than Brown: "I am jolly and approachable. I like cats and bright yellow things. I will be a good king."

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  14. Bryony, 32, loves animals, wants to work with children and help to promote world peace. Her measurements are 42-24-96, and she says her inspiration is her Grandma Dawkins.

    JCL

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  15. ''They told me blogging would be fun...

    ...and I'd make money on the adverts.''

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  16. As the effects of the potion wore off, Bryan slowly turned back into Nige...

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  17. It's 12.03 PM. Will Bryan please come to the diary room....

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  18. "This look is for you, blogger. Don't ask me for any more fucking caption contests!"

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  19. Dr James Lovelock had successfully placed Appleyard under the Imperius Curse.

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  20. Appleyard Wallpaper
    (download trial version now!)

    New Ringtones also available!
    Phone 0845 ITSME BRYAN

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  21. You have to be slightly concerned; 1.26pm and already 23 postings. Guido Fawkes is going to be suing Bryan for royalties.

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  22. Have U seen this man? R U sure it's him? (no time wasters, please)

    Banjo Lessons (third bridge over river thurne) no strings attached.

    Marry My Sister! (Before I Do)- will consider share or p/ex.

    contact: Classifieds, The Norfolk Clamor, PO Box 3, England

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  23. The new face of Simon Cowell in 'The Y Factor'.

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  24. Douglas Adams Did Not Die! New Sighting Confirms.

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  25. Summer Holidays? Fed up sprogs? getting under your feet? Interminably long car journeys to grandad's? Are we there yet? then why not try;

    Hirsute Bryan Travel Board.
    from Appleyard Games Inc.

    Cut Out & Collect a Different Moustache Every Day This Week. Only Available through Thought Experiment.

    (can't wait kids? Try felt-pen or crayon (not included) Bryan is entirely washable (please ask mummy first)

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  26. Red Dwarf upgrades on-board computer (now in color)

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  27. Sheesh, I leave the house for a couple of hours and... still, I suppose if you give the people what they want.

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  28. The face that launched a thousand posts.

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  29. The face that posted a thousand lunches.

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  30. Makes you go blind? I don't care, I find it consoling.

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  31. I should have put that in quotes, shouldn't I?

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  32. I used to be a miserable auld bastard. Then I started a blog.

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  33. This is Bryan's third attempt at photographing himself with webcam.
    Picture 1: Manic smile showing too many teeth. Look crazy.
    Picture 2: Creepy smile with lips pursed. Look as though am guilty of silent fart in lift.
    Picture 3: Can I be taken seriously? Yes. Am stony faced. Serious blogger. Oh sod it - I'll use picture 1 for facebook.

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  34. Study shows fat cats facing diabetes risk

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  35. In the course of every contact I have ever had with the police,I have encountered stupidity and offhand rudeness.

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  36. Newly-crowned Staring Champ, 2007, relaxes at home.

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  37. 'The art is in the framing'. Nice frame ...

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  39. Bryan Appleyard's Thought Experiment Number 1053.

    (Er that's it like actually happening for the first time. The greatest experiment ever. Pretty stoked to get the picture as you can imagine - no other textbook has it. Changed everything didn't it, the experiment - everyone here has been changed by it. Hard to describe of course but... well, there it is! Captured on film or whatever. Takes your breath away. Doesn't it.)

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  40. Late entrant, but worth waiting for ...

    Normal for Norfolk.

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