People abstaining from sex have the same amount of sex as people not abstaining from sex. This exposes a deep misunderstanding about the meaning of the word 'abstaining'. It means applying henna to your stomach muscles prior to having sex.
A number of holiday sex positions involving water suggested by Cosmopolitan have been exposed as potentially lethal. 'Stairway to heaven', for example, 'requires some manouevring. (And a complete disregard for personal safety.)'
A discussion at the Adult Novelty Expo highlighted 'dramatic shifts in adult retail'. Thanks to the internet, customers at sex shops are now better informed than ever - 'Sometimes the information is accurate and sometimes not, but it's a far cry from the days before 'anal sex' was a household term and people still believed tennis elbow was caused by tennis.'
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ReplyDeletesurely we're overdue a caption competition?
those are, surely, different sex locations rather than positions. you know, I regard myself as being as adventurous and experimental as the next person but you'd think after a million generations that we'd have sorted out the most pleasurable positions by now! We have. So why do we keep searching? Because opinions are worthless.
ReplyDeleteand 'water-based'? I thought it... no, I'm not permitted to on blogger.
Tennis elbow??
ReplyDeleteCan't really get too excited about any of this, but then, Bryan, I can't get too worked up about global warming either. Hmm, now there perhaps is a study just waiting to be funded.
ReplyDeleteWhat's it saying about the British attitude to sex when there are five comments here, and thirty odd elsewhere about a flakey green thing, covered in blisters, held steady by strapping, and giving off a filthy smell ?
ReplyDeleteHmmm. What's on your mind, Bryan?
ReplyDeleteTennis elbow?
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Exploring newer options and being real excited while trying them out together is what gets the adrenalin going !
ReplyDeleteVariety is the spice of life and so the newer positions described are definitely the name of the game !
Sometimes it takes something as simple as being playful like a child to ward off the monotony surrounding our love life and to get you both back into the mood for romance and reignite the passion !
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