Thursday, September 13, 2007
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
Never mind the aniseseed - hand me the Bushmills, please.
ReplyDeleteUncle Joes: From Russia, With Love
ReplyDeleteBryan's larder betrayed how he was often torn between nostalgia and needing to forget.
ReplyDelete"I'm going with the wife to see the Old Grouse at 2.00 so I'll have a quarter of pear drops and a pound of gobstoppers!"
ReplyDeleteLib Dem Conference time is coming soon!
ReplyDeleteGrandad! Your training kit for Led Zeppelin's reunion concert has arrived.
ReplyDeleteInstructions for use: twist and remove cap of larger receptacle, raise to mouth and consume contents. Repeat procedure with smaller receptacle. Note: it is vital that smaller receptacle is fully consumed before you return home and tell your partner you were delayed at the office.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
ReplyDeleteSweets now considered a gateway drug.
'Who's pinched me Mint Balls?'
ReplyDelete'We want to attract the older children as well.'
ReplyDeleteUncle Joes' fined by EU for egregious apostrophe error.
ReplyDelete'Would all staff remember to properly screw down the top on the Aniseed Twist jar (see picture of how not to leave it); Miss Dobson has a broken big toe and will be off work for 6 weeks'
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