Thursday, September 20, 2007

The Abandoned Alien Lander Caption


Posted by Bryan Appleyard at 6:21 am

12 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2007 7:22 am

    Mourinho escape pod found.

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  2. John HalliwellSeptember 20, 2007 7:42 am

    'Surgeons refuse to use Jordan's preferred implant' Sir Tristram Merriweather said "The operation's straight-forward enough, but there's a major risk of rust poisoning"

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2007 8:03 am

    Bryan Appleyard says: "Not in my back yard you don't."

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  4. Ian russellSeptember 20, 2007 11:12 am

    lot#23: Rhubarb Forcer.

    one owner, needs attention.

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  5. Bryan AppleyardSeptember 20, 2007 12:06 pm

    It is, in fact, a second world war gun emplacement. They thought the Germans would come through Norfolk.

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2007 12:15 pm

    Norfolk sure does seem to have more than its share of rusty old WW II-era stuff. Time for an artist to come through there and make some sculptures out of "found" objects.

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  7. Gordon McCabeSeptember 20, 2007 3:49 pm

    Millennium dome prototype found in Peter Mandelson's back garden.

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  8. simbnSeptember 20, 2007 3:52 pm

    'Norfolk tourist information centre leaves a little to be desired.'

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  9. John HalliwellSeptember 20, 2007 4:07 pm

    'Nigella's wok stolen and discarded while she rolled her eyes, twitched her nose, smacked her lips, licked her fingers, and pretended, in a sort of couldn't-give-a-stuff way, her programme was about cooking!'

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  10. MarkSeptember 20, 2007 4:23 pm

    Ann Widdecombe's brasiere crashed here: An. MMVII

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  11. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2007 5:16 pm

    beep beep beep...4 8 15 16 23 42...

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  12. The SplundSeptember 20, 2007 11:13 pm

    Fossilised remains of R2D2 found buried in Appleyard's back garden

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