Sunday, September 30, 2007
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
Agency to re-print sign after missing 'DANGER: Plutonium Residue', 'WARNING: Decomposing Donkeys', and 'ALERT: After being dragged out, gargle with 'Honeydew Mouthwash', Principal Sponsor of Norfolk tourism; you know it makes sense'
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ReplyDeleteThanks to a grant from the National Heritage Fund for new signage, Cley looks set for an exciting future as a landmark destination for suicide tourism. Before embarking the the white-water ride of a lifetime, visitors can enjoy the Unhappy Eater, the Traveller's Doom hotel (ungrounded electric blankets £10 extra), Maggots B&B (complimentary glass of organic embalming fluid on arrival), El Cadáver tapas bar and the Seppuku, a Japanese restaurant that offers fine dying with a choice of exclusive carving knives.
ReplyDeleteI like the idea of suicide tourism - cheaper, no return tickets.
ReplyDeleteThe finest sign-watching site in the country, where these and many other signs from all across East Anglia, regularly gather before migrating.
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