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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
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- On Neuroscience and the Soul
- John Carey and the Mindlessness of Ballet
- The Most Dangerous Place in the World Caption
- The Notting Hill Years
- The Napoleon Overcoat Caption
- Dave
- Foaming Moore
- What Happened to Hank
- The Good Life with Kayak Caption
- Back to My Future
- I Am, At Last, Johnny Cash
- The Migrants Caption
- Burma
- Boombox For Sale?
- The Biota Bite(s) Back - Again
- Sale - a Town of Taste
- On Ties
- The Soft Toy Caption
- A Teacher Remembered
- Brown the Unstoppable
- The Gordon Brown Speech Caption
- How Fast Must I Go?
- A Considered Response to the Death of Marcel Marceau
- Nature Notes - At Last
- The Wicker Man and the Seventies
- Ponder Post 13
- The Money Shrine Caption
- Prince Albert - The Truth
- Being in the Wrong List
- The Broken Bulb Wind Chime Caption
- More Tattoos
- Gray, the Boy David and Thatcher
- The Guinness and Alarming Look Caption
- More Politics
- Death of the Hedge Funds
- More Politics, Much More
- The Chairs Caption
- Art and Life
- Meanwhile, In Another Universe...
- No Way, Jose
- The Abandoned Alien Lander Caption
- Blame the Cows
- Une Grande Journee pour un Grand Fromage
- Politics
- The Cornered Man Caption
- The Lost Server 2
- Er, Look, Over Here, Big War
- Watch Them Die
- The Yellow Binoculars Caption
- The Lost Server
- Spurtle News
- Cheap Wives Online
- The Secret of Sven-Thak
- The Wheelie Bin Caption
- Tips and Trains
- Madonna's Tongue
- Ponder Post 12: Why Do the Tories Let Him Get Away...
- Rowan the Resonant
- The Story of My Life Caption
- Northern Rock
- The Inappropriate Wallpaper Caption
- The Peregrine
- Sock Solution Sensation
- The Caravan Caption
- Ponder Post 11: Gushing
- Amanda Among the Paedophiles
- GreenDave's New Release
- Logistics
- For Jerry Fodor
- The Aniseed Twist Caption
- Not Quite the Worst Football Team in the World
- Just Say No
- The Dead Parrot Post
- Ethiopia to the Rescue
- The Summer in England Caption 2
- On Not Going Metric
- Good News
- Tattoos 2: The Horror, the Horror
- Dissection, Decay and DNA
- The Elastic Band Ball Caption
- The McCanns 2
- Atonement
- The Alien Abduction Caption
- Amy, Britney, Pat, Dave and Crazy John
- The Quiz House
- Pedro Almodovar
- The House Caption and Quiz
- Mugabe to Roth
- Bored?
- On the other hand...
- Meerkats - A False Alarm
- Fag Money For Mothers-to-Be. Capital.
- Read Me on Almodovar or Matt Damon Gets It
- Words and Wordmen
- Proof of Pavarotti's Worldwide Reach
- The Childhood Superstition of Secularism
- The Elastic Band Ball Problem
- Giant Birds 4: The Divers
- The Fat Boat with Balls Caption
- The McCanns
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ONS model shows predicted size of white minority in 2050 and predicts that by 2080 it will represent an earhole
ReplyDelete(As an aside, the report comments unfavourably on the standard of British plastering and believes the gates at Cherbourg should be opened to anyone who can hold a trowel)
Unbelievably clever, johntyh. The plaster is why I'm moving. Can't make Polish workmen understand me
ReplyDeleteA dummy from the archive of Noel Edmonds' 'Multi Coloured Swap Shop' sulks waiting to be given voice by Ian Russell; so come on, Ian.
ReplyDeleteFanatic nationalist incarcerated in crumbling EU secret prison on Polish-Ukrainian border.
ReplyDelete"Piet, why hast thou forsaken me?"
ReplyDeleteUnveiled: Nige - official mascot for 2012 Olympics. Represents British excitement at the coming of the games.
ReplyDeleteLessee: diminutive, clownish and backed into a corner - stamp me vitals lads, it be a Portuguese detective.
ReplyDeleteFrustrated by your partner's pathetic obsession with DIY? Take it out on Black & Decker's Voodoo Man. He just shrugs off attacks with shoes and rolling-pins. Whack him with a saucepan and he bounces right back!
Robin Hood prepares to walk the plank after a bout with the Sherry of Nottingham
Critics praise clever use of liquorice in latest Antony Gormley installation.
ReplyDeleteSir Trevor turns incandescent over the people's choice of 'Britain's Favourite View'. He said "Standing here at the site of the winner, I realise we should never have let it be championed by Norman Foster!"
ReplyDeleteCriticism of MOD procurement intensifies following launch of new urban warfare camoflage.
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