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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
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- On Neuroscience and the Soul
- John Carey and the Mindlessness of Ballet
- The Most Dangerous Place in the World Caption
- The Notting Hill Years
- The Napoleon Overcoat Caption
- Dave
- Foaming Moore
- What Happened to Hank
- The Good Life with Kayak Caption
- Back to My Future
- I Am, At Last, Johnny Cash
- The Migrants Caption
- Burma
- Boombox For Sale?
- The Biota Bite(s) Back - Again
- Sale - a Town of Taste
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- The Soft Toy Caption
- A Teacher Remembered
- Brown the Unstoppable
- The Gordon Brown Speech Caption
- How Fast Must I Go?
- A Considered Response to the Death of Marcel Marceau
- Nature Notes - At Last
- The Wicker Man and the Seventies
- Ponder Post 13
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- Prince Albert - The Truth
- Being in the Wrong List
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- More Tattoos
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- More Politics
- Death of the Hedge Funds
- More Politics, Much More
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- Art and Life
- Meanwhile, In Another Universe...
- No Way, Jose
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- Blame the Cows
- Une Grande Journee pour un Grand Fromage
- Politics
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- The Lost Server 2
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- Watch Them Die
- The Yellow Binoculars Caption
- The Lost Server
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- The Secret of Sven-Thak
- The Wheelie Bin Caption
- Tips and Trains
- Madonna's Tongue
- Ponder Post 12: Why Do the Tories Let Him Get Away...
- Rowan the Resonant
- The Story of My Life Caption
- Northern Rock
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- The Peregrine
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- Ponder Post 11: Gushing
- Amanda Among the Paedophiles
- GreenDave's New Release
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- For Jerry Fodor
- The Aniseed Twist Caption
- Not Quite the Worst Football Team in the World
- Just Say No
- The Dead Parrot Post
- Ethiopia to the Rescue
- The Summer in England Caption 2
- On Not Going Metric
- Good News
- Tattoos 2: The Horror, the Horror
- Dissection, Decay and DNA
- The Elastic Band Ball Caption
- The McCanns 2
- Atonement
- The Alien Abduction Caption
- Amy, Britney, Pat, Dave and Crazy John
- The Quiz House
- Pedro Almodovar
- The House Caption and Quiz
- Mugabe to Roth
- Bored?
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- Meerkats - A False Alarm
- Fag Money For Mothers-to-Be. Capital.
- Read Me on Almodovar or Matt Damon Gets It
- Words and Wordmen
- Proof of Pavarotti's Worldwide Reach
- The Childhood Superstition of Secularism
- The Elastic Band Ball Problem
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Budget cuts in Lion King Kingdom force sale of excess wives
ReplyDeleteItems seized as evidence by Middle East island officials investigating child sex ring purportedly involving resident American celebrity
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you're a feline? Let me hear you growl.
ReplyDeleteI spy strangers!
ReplyDeleteHey, I've got stripes and that tiger over there is just as white as I am, so who's to know?
ReplyDeleteConcerned friends of Happy Cat gather to coordinate efforts to restore his joie de vivre.
ReplyDeleteI recognize that look your in your eye, and don't even think about it - I am not your next meal.
ReplyDeleteGo, Ronin.
ReplyDeleteAfraid that I'm adrift without Ian to challenge me and this insomnia can't be good for my health, Bryan. (33 hours no sleep until 4 today) Time for Ambien, I think. And if that doesn't work, the heavy artillery, Restoril.
ReplyDeleteBritney opens stall at Cromer Fair. Locals call it 'The Lion, The Bitch and the Roarload'
ReplyDelete''Anyone fancy the Zebra?''
ReplyDelete''Nah, we're all stuffed!''
(that's one for the kids and the greens)
so you're a Norfolk Snow Linx! It's a good job you said something cos Leo thought he could smell zebra.
ReplyDeletewell yeah, the boredom, the farting, the constant feeling of hunger - I just got fed up with the vegetarian lifestyle...
ReplyDeleteSpit-roast? okay, but that'll be twenty quid extra and no kissing.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, Zebra, but democracy doesn't mean every individual gets what they voted for.
ReplyDelete''you say Blue Peter viewers voted for you to be called Pussy? Someone's head is gonna roll...
ReplyDeleteRSPCA "unhappy" as local man is fined £30 plus costs for over-feeding the 9 tigers and 4 lions he keeps in his two-room flat. Spokesman said " It's terrible when all they need for full fitness is a daily slice of Zebra rump and the occasional romp down the Old Kent Road"
ReplyDeletedeary me, Mr. Ed, you been leaning against those wet railings again?!
ReplyDeletescience is marvelous. not only is the meat bar coded for efficient shopping but it's also marked out for suggested portion control.
ReplyDeletebloody Halo 3, is it?! Just a few good years and that's us consigned to the scrap heap that is past joys...
ReplyDeleteof course, when you look at the modern army now, I wish great granddad had gone to the patent office instead of selling mum to the circus...
ReplyDeleteI heard a plastic heron's just moved into the garden at no. 32. So much for our hopes of gentrification!
ReplyDeletewell you may think it's an erosion of your basic civil rights but I knew this bloke once, didn't have a kite-mark and he lost an eye!
ReplyDeleteFrankly, I hope more people read Dawkins because I've read Christian meat is the tops!
ReplyDeleteHey, that Afghan Camel's lost a lot of weight recently. It must be all that medication he took for the flight.
ReplyDeleteHenri Rousseau's models reminisce... 'Some of the comments were quite hurtful, weren't they, Clarence?'
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