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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
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- On Neuroscience and the Soul
- John Carey and the Mindlessness of Ballet
- The Most Dangerous Place in the World Caption
- The Notting Hill Years
- The Napoleon Overcoat Caption
- Dave
- Foaming Moore
- What Happened to Hank
- The Good Life with Kayak Caption
- Back to My Future
- I Am, At Last, Johnny Cash
- The Migrants Caption
- Burma
- Boombox For Sale?
- The Biota Bite(s) Back - Again
- Sale - a Town of Taste
- On Ties
- The Soft Toy Caption
- A Teacher Remembered
- Brown the Unstoppable
- The Gordon Brown Speech Caption
- How Fast Must I Go?
- A Considered Response to the Death of Marcel Marceau
- Nature Notes - At Last
- The Wicker Man and the Seventies
- Ponder Post 13
- The Money Shrine Caption
- Prince Albert - The Truth
- Being in the Wrong List
- The Broken Bulb Wind Chime Caption
- More Tattoos
- Gray, the Boy David and Thatcher
- The Guinness and Alarming Look Caption
- More Politics
- Death of the Hedge Funds
- More Politics, Much More
- The Chairs Caption
- Art and Life
- Meanwhile, In Another Universe...
- No Way, Jose
- The Abandoned Alien Lander Caption
- Blame the Cows
- Une Grande Journee pour un Grand Fromage
- Politics
- The Cornered Man Caption
- The Lost Server 2
- Er, Look, Over Here, Big War
- Watch Them Die
- The Yellow Binoculars Caption
- The Lost Server
- Spurtle News
- Cheap Wives Online
- The Secret of Sven-Thak
- The Wheelie Bin Caption
- Tips and Trains
- Madonna's Tongue
- Ponder Post 12: Why Do the Tories Let Him Get Away...
- Rowan the Resonant
- The Story of My Life Caption
- Northern Rock
- The Inappropriate Wallpaper Caption
- The Peregrine
- Sock Solution Sensation
- The Caravan Caption
- Ponder Post 11: Gushing
- Amanda Among the Paedophiles
- GreenDave's New Release
- Logistics
- For Jerry Fodor
- The Aniseed Twist Caption
- Not Quite the Worst Football Team in the World
- Just Say No
- The Dead Parrot Post
- Ethiopia to the Rescue
- The Summer in England Caption 2
- On Not Going Metric
- Good News
- Tattoos 2: The Horror, the Horror
- Dissection, Decay and DNA
- The Elastic Band Ball Caption
- The McCanns 2
- Atonement
- The Alien Abduction Caption
- Amy, Britney, Pat, Dave and Crazy John
- The Quiz House
- Pedro Almodovar
- The House Caption and Quiz
- Mugabe to Roth
- Bored?
- On the other hand...
- Meerkats - A False Alarm
- Fag Money For Mothers-to-Be. Capital.
- Read Me on Almodovar or Matt Damon Gets It
- Words and Wordmen
- Proof of Pavarotti's Worldwide Reach
- The Childhood Superstition of Secularism
- The Elastic Band Ball Problem
- Giant Birds 4: The Divers
- The Fat Boat with Balls Caption
- The McCanns
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'I wore this one at Austerlitz, or was it Borodino ? No, it was Waterloo. I remember Wellington shouting "Oi, you, the big girl's blouse in the silly dress, how do you fancy a holiday on St Helena ?"
ReplyDelete'Napoleon's single leg no disadvantage as he prepares high diving board jump at Paris Olympics of 1812'
ReplyDelete(The small window-shaped pool was a major challenge that year. Napoleon was so pleased with his dive that he immediately made himself Emperor)
'As Bryan's library groans under pressure of daily caption posting, he resorts to photographing a shabbily dressed Notting Hill resident against a background of the Portobello Road Market'
ReplyDelete''is there a doctor in the house?! the seat fell off my shooting stick again!''
ReplyDeleteCitoyens, I have the gravest news. Someone has stolen the Emperor!
ReplyDeleteNow, I am going to ask you nicely and for the last time. Otherwise I absolutely refuse to step down. Which one of you stole my hat?
ReplyDeleteJacqui Smith's nightie
Meet the new coat,
Same as the old coat
Posh Spice reveals new look.
ReplyDelete"This one I wore during the retreat from Moscow; jeez it was cold. The coat is 7 feet long and I'm 5'2". The main problem was presenting myself to the lads as a figure of inspiration"
ReplyDelete"I was wearing this one when I made that put-down of all put-downs 'The English are a nation of anteaters', or was it beekeepers, or sunseekers? Maybe it was beefeaters; don't think it was shopkeepers"
ReplyDeleteI said "No bleach!" not "Mo' bleach!"
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