Friday, September 21, 2007

The Chairs Caption

Posted by Bryan Appleyard at 4:54 am

21 comments:

  1. Ian russellSeptember 21, 2007 7:30 am

    Tory plans to select next leader delayed due to misplaced music system.

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  2. Ian russellSeptember 21, 2007 7:42 am

    after the waiters cleared away the last of the dregs and crumbs, they hoped never to host another retirement bash like that bloke's from nazareth.

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  3. John HalliwellSeptember 21, 2007 7:53 am

    'Tories abandon Brighton conference after being told they should be in Blackpool'

    Cameron struggles to explain blunder as latest poll shows Tory support fallen below that for recently formed 'UK Nutters, Fuckers, Prats and Twats Party'

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  4. Ian russellSeptember 21, 2007 7:57 am

    David Linley's school work display proved too much - even for a Royal fridge.

    (big up cousin Dave - we don't hear enough of the more useful members of that family)

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  5. Ian russellSeptember 21, 2007 8:07 am

    The Environment Agency have done their best to prepare for further flooding.

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  6. Bryan AppleyardSeptember 21, 2007 8:26 am

    Bank of England keeps close eye on money markets

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  7. John HalliwellSeptember 21, 2007 8:44 am

    British Literary Society cancels much anticipated debate on 'Ruskin and the Concept of Shock and Awe' after Nige and Bryan calmly announce "The Effie thing is pure bollocks"

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  8. Bryan AppleyardSeptember 21, 2007 8:48 am

    Effie's pubic hair certainly seems to be an issue. I must post on it.

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  9. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2007 9:15 am

    Peters, Fraser & Dunlop's staff greet Caroline Michel's arrival from William Morris

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  10. Ian russellSeptember 21, 2007 9:15 am

    Scientists have proved that, in an observed random sample, a chair is still a chair, even when no one's sitting there.

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  11. Ian russellSeptember 21, 2007 9:36 am

    ''I'm sorry, Mr. Van Gogh. Perhaps we might have something in your price range down in the basement...''

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  12. Ian russellSeptember 21, 2007 9:41 am

    Without any policies to promote, David Cameron will attempt to woo the conference by breaking the world chair leaping record.

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  13. Ian russellSeptember 21, 2007 9:42 am

    ... on Norman Tebbit's dad's bike.

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  14. Bryan AppleyardSeptember 21, 2007 9:51 am

    very specialised, grabber, but we know what we are talking about. And, Ian, good to have you back on song.

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  15. Ian russellSeptember 21, 2007 10:16 am

    I've just remembered, he's got his own bike, hasn't he?! that's how he came in - and it would be fitting if that's how he went out.

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  16. MarkSeptember 21, 2007 12:07 pm

    Famous chairs I once sat on, and rightly so: a history of the Cabinet Office by Geoff Hoon

    A busy scene from the annual conference of the National Society of Amnesiacs

    Owl and Pussycat stunned: Ebayer's self-assembly wooden boat more than they bargained for

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  17. Ian russellSeptember 21, 2007 1:15 pm

    BBC Radio3 faces dismissals after producers misled listeners with ''John Cage, Live In Concert''.

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  18. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2007 1:57 pm

    Ian, that one on Cage is priceless! A Cage concert with an invisible Merce Cunningham dancing to the atonalities. Only the chairs are listening. It can be a new interpretation of an Ionesco play: "How late it was, how late; they came, they sat, they ate."

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  19. simbnSeptember 21, 2007 2:43 pm

    Denied the traditional version, British followers of Miss World have found an alternative that fulfils all their needs.

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  20. Ian russellSeptember 21, 2007 5:12 pm

    Boris's pledge to make big improvements to the London Underground.

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  21. Ian russellSeptember 21, 2007 5:23 pm

    ''...and at the end of that round the winner is ...Christine Keeler! Followed closely by Sharon Stone and Mr. Balthus's guitar teacher...''

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