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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
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- On Neuroscience and the Soul
- John Carey and the Mindlessness of Ballet
- The Most Dangerous Place in the World Caption
- The Notting Hill Years
- The Napoleon Overcoat Caption
- Dave
- Foaming Moore
- What Happened to Hank
- The Good Life with Kayak Caption
- Back to My Future
- I Am, At Last, Johnny Cash
- The Migrants Caption
- Burma
- Boombox For Sale?
- The Biota Bite(s) Back - Again
- Sale - a Town of Taste
- On Ties
- The Soft Toy Caption
- A Teacher Remembered
- Brown the Unstoppable
- The Gordon Brown Speech Caption
- How Fast Must I Go?
- A Considered Response to the Death of Marcel Marceau
- Nature Notes - At Last
- The Wicker Man and the Seventies
- Ponder Post 13
- The Money Shrine Caption
- Prince Albert - The Truth
- Being in the Wrong List
- The Broken Bulb Wind Chime Caption
- More Tattoos
- Gray, the Boy David and Thatcher
- The Guinness and Alarming Look Caption
- More Politics
- Death of the Hedge Funds
- More Politics, Much More
- The Chairs Caption
- Art and Life
- Meanwhile, In Another Universe...
- No Way, Jose
- The Abandoned Alien Lander Caption
- Blame the Cows
- Une Grande Journee pour un Grand Fromage
- Politics
- The Cornered Man Caption
- The Lost Server 2
- Er, Look, Over Here, Big War
- Watch Them Die
- The Yellow Binoculars Caption
- The Lost Server
- Spurtle News
- Cheap Wives Online
- The Secret of Sven-Thak
- The Wheelie Bin Caption
- Tips and Trains
- Madonna's Tongue
- Ponder Post 12: Why Do the Tories Let Him Get Away...
- Rowan the Resonant
- The Story of My Life Caption
- Northern Rock
- The Inappropriate Wallpaper Caption
- The Peregrine
- Sock Solution Sensation
- The Caravan Caption
- Ponder Post 11: Gushing
- Amanda Among the Paedophiles
- GreenDave's New Release
- Logistics
- For Jerry Fodor
- The Aniseed Twist Caption
- Not Quite the Worst Football Team in the World
- Just Say No
- The Dead Parrot Post
- Ethiopia to the Rescue
- The Summer in England Caption 2
- On Not Going Metric
- Good News
- Tattoos 2: The Horror, the Horror
- Dissection, Decay and DNA
- The Elastic Band Ball Caption
- The McCanns 2
- Atonement
- The Alien Abduction Caption
- Amy, Britney, Pat, Dave and Crazy John
- The Quiz House
- Pedro Almodovar
- The House Caption and Quiz
- Mugabe to Roth
- Bored?
- On the other hand...
- Meerkats - A False Alarm
- Fag Money For Mothers-to-Be. Capital.
- Read Me on Almodovar or Matt Damon Gets It
- Words and Wordmen
- Proof of Pavarotti's Worldwide Reach
- The Childhood Superstition of Secularism
- The Elastic Band Ball Problem
- Giant Birds 4: The Divers
- The Fat Boat with Balls Caption
- The McCanns
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September
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as the morning fog lifted, they realized they must have taken a wrong turn south of Perpignan.
ReplyDeleteSunday Times journalist in love nest with gushing woman shock
ReplyDelete...I remember when all this was fallow fields, somewhere honest folk could leave a broken fridge-freezer before cutting and running...
ReplyDeleteso, when you offered to read that bloke's tea leaves last night, didn't you notice anything about taking our Landrover without consent?
ReplyDelete''Either it's still night or someone's nicked our window!''
ReplyDelete''...I wouldn't mind, but three of them Poles have just asked if we want our hardstanding tarmaced!''
ReplyDeleteI was Foreign Secretary once Bert. Lovely curtains in that Carlton House Terrace.
ReplyDeleteI don't mean to sound blasphemous but I don't believe the heather really works.
ReplyDelete'Bank of England admits Northern Rock's head office move clinched case for 'last resort' help'
ReplyDelete''what we really dream of is getting a little place in the country, something old and wooden with horse shit around the door...''
ReplyDeleteI-Spy Book of Parliament.
ReplyDeleteMargaret Beckett MP (2 points)
Here we were minding our own business, and when we woke up we'd been invaded by houses.
ReplyDeleteCaravans: Sheds for Nomads or Holidaying for the mildly agoraphobic? Never leave home without bringing a little part of it with you.
ReplyDeletethis one cries out for some adornment in the style of WW2 aircraft. it looks like the head of an exotic, toucan-like bird. Or maybe a custard slice. In fact, why do British caravans look like they've all been cut from one much wider vehicle, like slices of a big white loaf?
"We're all going on a summer holiday"
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"We're going where the sun shines brightly.
We're going where the sea is blue.
We've seen it in the movies.
Now let's see if its true." - tra-la-la
What a dismal scene! Every awful summer holiday I can remember all rolled into one, with the threat of enforced jollity thrown in.
Oh, Una Stubbs! A name to rival Nadine Baggott though she didn't need the Olay, it seems. How is it that some faces hardly change with time?
ReplyDeleteMelvyn Hayes! another. Not to mention his holiness, Le Cliff. I think that film was cursed.
Affordable home in Brancaster!!!
ReplyDeletefridge-freezer comment is priceless, ian. you shall never lose your crown as the Caption King.
ReplyDeleteStudy for "The Laughing Caravaner" by Frans Prozac
ReplyDeleteThe home of Mr Cy Borg. Please knock first, then ask his fifth head whether you may enter
Revolutionary new Mars lander unveiled - British scientists "over the moon"
Top Gear caravan stunt goes horribly wrong as door handle is positioned too high to enable Richard Hammond to escape.
ReplyDeleteCourt of Appeal awards damages for family holiday ruined when public repeatedly mistakes caravan for deluxe portable loo.
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