Friday, August 03, 2007

Alien Encounters

A shamelessly sensationalist title both for this post and for This. Someone from this strange organisation was on the radio this morning, whipping up alarm over the North American Bullfrog (aka Big Loud Bastard), while insisting that his organisation only wants reports of where they are and isn't going to send it Swat teams. Yeah sure. Meanwhile, our old enemy, the North American tree rat, is allowed to go about its depredations unimpeded - indeed positively encouraged by offers of monkeynuts and cries of 'Aaaah how cute'... They do, however, make a lot less noise that the bullfrogs - have a listen on the alarmist website...

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  1. The bullfrog is, of course, the Brown to Blair's tree rat.

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  2. Spot on. The rest of them, I suspect, are terrapins.

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  3. You folks never learn, do you? Here you are fixated by the so-called threat of the North American bulldog, completely oblivious to the real danger in your midst. It's 1938 all over again.

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  4. do you have anything on Cane Toads, nige? I particularaly want to know if many in the American government have already confessed to having a lick. I only did it a few times... It was wrong... Toads is wrong....yo, Brown, wanna see some tadpoles!

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  5. Looks as if John Prescott could enjoy a late-blooming career as a bullfrog impersonator, perhaps luring the beasts straight into Gordon Ramsey's frying pan. The frogs seem a menace to me. TBH, I hope they are exterminated sans delay.

    BTW, cane toad venom will give you koro if you overdo it. Do be careful.

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  6. Cane Toad Mivvis. Just plain ice - you provide your own colours.

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