Monday, August 06, 2007
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
don't overdo things.
ReplyDelete(that's not a caption btw)
The Seventh Seal
( a little Ingmar Bergman tribute there)
masturbation found to induce sloth - seal undeterred.
ReplyDeletewhat's the sound of one flipper clapping?
ReplyDelete(a little zen as well - honk, honk)
bye-byes blackbird.
ReplyDeleteHmmn, sign language. I wonder if this is a bookies' seal offering odds on the fishing. So:
ReplyDeleteMackerel, 5-1 on.
A wonderful photo, though. If in Italy, I think this seal could stand in for one of their magnificent traffic policemen, so (thanks to Google):
Tutti i granchi sulla spiaggia, filtro alla destra!
''is it cos I is blackbird?''
ReplyDeleteseal ethnicity hoax leaves blogger high and dry.
"Oh gawd, Appleyard's going on about global warming again. Wake me when he's gone, ok?"
ReplyDelete"It feels like a Wednesday, somehow."
ReplyDeleteBeached, high and dry, sharks waiting, lousy future prospects - oh, and my name's Dave.
ReplyDeleteBeached soul singer reflects on a career gone wrong - maybe it was the name...
ReplyDeleteWash up, Pup?!!! (The Sun)
ReplyDeleteIllegal Fauna Swarm Our Beaches! (Daily Mail)
Seal Found On Mars (Sunday Sport)
Interesting, Brit, are you referring to that Punch cartoon with two hippos, one saying, 'It's funny I keep thinking it's Thursday?' A gem that.
ReplyDeleteseal beaches itself out of reach of rescue workers, unable to face another caption contest
ReplyDeletenote to self - are seals supposed to do this, might be mixing up with whales...
Correct, though I remember it as "I keep thinking it's Tuesday."
ReplyDeleteFunny and also deeply Zen.
RSPCA samaritans division counsel seal seen running towards canadians
ReplyDeleteYeeah sure you cann borrrrow my eeeasy...cam
ReplyDeleteIt ain't a blackbird, it's a seagle.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are funny -- I applaud the quick-witted caption makers. I honestly can't think of anything to say except that the seal has a face like Oliver Hardy (Laurel & Hardy) and the observation alone isn't amusing.
ReplyDeleteMy favorites: Elberry, Johntyh, Mark (sign language) and Nige. Keep it up you witty fellows. 'Tis why I love the British: You really do have the best sense of humor in the Western World -- biting, apposite.
'I'm tired - nothing more, just tired'
ReplyDeleteOf course! I have it! Existence is not a predicate! How could I have been such a fool?
ReplyDelete'Of course it's a struggle; how would you cope with your right front and back left flippers missing?'
ReplyDeleteNot another fucking caption contest. I really need a new agent.
ReplyDeleteAnyone fancy going clubbing?
ReplyDeleteIn a bid to reach a new, albeit questionable, target audience, Channel 4 airs the new season of, 'How to Look Good Naked'.
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