Monday, August 06, 2007
Your Xmas Problem Solved
I assume you've started the whip-round for my Christmas present, so this is just to say you need to raise £499.95 because I want one of these - 'as awesome as it is ridiculous'.
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it'll just spoil the line of your trousers - don't go there. anyway, real men carry leatherman (or so I'm told).
ReplyDeleteI have one of those already.
ReplyDeleteif it has a corkscrew, that's enough 'functions' for me, bryan dear
ReplyDeleteSeveral I imagine, Rilly dear.
ReplyDeleteit seems to have an excess of tools to repair watches and golfing equipment. is the average Swiss squadie usually late for tee-off?
ReplyDeleteprobably still trying to wrestle with the cork...
Anyone remember that routine from back when Robin Williams was still funny?
ReplyDeleteSwiss Sergeant Major drilling the new recruits. “Right, some of you men might never have had to open a bottle of Chablis under enemy fire.”
V good, Brit. I remember a cartoon - Greek soldier addressing small group inside wooden object. 'For some of you, this may be the first time inside a horse.'
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'm just easily pleased, but me I'm still enjoying a close and loving relationship with my SwissCard, which seems to me the most elegant solution to man's portable-gadget-related needs, and has no significant impact on the hang of a jacket/trouser. However, I don't like the look of Victorinox's refinements of the model - pink? jelly? What's that about?
ReplyDeleteBut the Swissness, it's such a problem.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Channel 4 News are planning to use it to test out baggage checking at Birmingham Airport?
ReplyDeletethat is quite awesome. i like to buy people knives. Imagine writing the product descriptions for those beauties, you could legitimately go on one-man ops cutting through electrified fences with the fence-cutter, placating the security dobers with the dog-placating tool, wiring some explosives up with the bomb-making tool, killing a few guards with just about any part of the fucker, and if caught say, "i'm researching for my work. Leave me alone, i have a job to do, i'm a real man."
ReplyDeleteall it's missing is a steel on which to sharpen my leatherman - I'm going to write to them.
ReplyDeleteactually it's all too retro for 21st century man. it doesn't include a mobile, a sat-nav or a digital camera. come on you Swiss, get with the program!
and that red is just so not now!
Take care, Elberry, you may find yourself surrounded by a team from the Met. You may not have time to talk your way out of it.
ReplyDeleteOh, that SwissCard is very cool -- I've not seen that before, though I've certainly bought Swiss Army Knives for the males of my acquaintance. That card would be perfect in a jacket pocket. Thanks, Nige! Now I know what I'm getting someone for his birthday next month.....
ReplyDeleteBut you'd need a Hummer just to cart it about. Not sure your average boy scout could run to that.
ReplyDeleteelberry, all well and good for covert operations but you'd have to be in and out in an hour before the cuckoo comes out
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