Tuesday, September 04, 2007

How Not to Die 5

Latest news in my sensational, soaraway, tabloid, health section: don't be a rock star.


  1. I used to love a good electrocution story. you don't see them now. the absent-minded plugging a guitar lead into the mains socket, dodgy microphones, non-earthed amps (different, I think, from unearthed amps. you might find a hendrix marshall and make a few bob on that), forcing hunting knifes in between the keys of a hammond organ. happy days...

  2. ...I once heard of a man who died from spending too long watching telly. it was coming towards him one day outside the Holiday Inn.