Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Scenes from My Unusually Exciting Life

I sat between the Chief Rabbi and the Archbishop of Canterbury at dinner last night. They both had beards. Of course, I can't say what we discussed but I think, though clean-shaven, I am saved. 

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  1. they are impressive names Bryan but I have to say (without the taste of sour grapes) rather you than me. I loathe watching beardies eat (but that isn't the only reason).

    what did you have, lamb of god? followed by beard and buddha pudding...

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  2. Oh, go on Bryan, we won't breath a word. Did the Dawkins Delusion come up? When they leaned sideways to hear each other over the hub-bub, were you given a facial scrub?

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  3. Lamb of God, take away the sins of the world, grant us peas.....

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  4. I don't anything about the Chief Rabbi, but I would love to talk with his grace, the Archbishop, about poetry.

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  5. Don't you mean you were shaved?

    Sorry. Couldn't resist.

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  6. I met up with them afterwards, when they went on to a club. The Chief Rabbi looked a bit worse-for-wear after a few tequila shots, but the Archbishop can hold his own on the dancefloor.

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  7. Great, you were saved, blah, blah, but did you pick up any good Muslim and Catholic jokes?

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