Friday, September 07, 2007

The Small Dogs in Football Shirts with 2p Coins Caption


It's Friday and I am tired of words. Pictures it will have to be.

13 comments:

  1. Following a year of unprecedented high claims, Churchill Insurance make it harder for customers to get their money.

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  2. outbreak of lemming-mastiffs infest Great Yarmouth Casino.

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  3. I told you - the British Economy is going to the dogs.

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  4. As Labour's social policy of respect bans urinating up lamp posts, canines become increasingly desperate for small coins.

    Interviewed on the Today show this morning, Mr. Fido of the Canines Rally Against Policy explained to John Humphrys their situation was ''Rough!''

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  5. "This is a hold up. Give me 2p or the dog gets it."

    "Where are Mum and Dad?"
    "They're out coining it."
    "Woof."

    200 coppers arrive after dog dials 999.

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  6. Inside the Head of David Beckham: ''sometimes I get these recurring nightmares about the direction of my career...''

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  7. well, you say it's a dog's life but we're rolling in it!

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  8. England dog football squad demand that Sky pay by cheque next time.

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  9. Jackanory for Baby Boomers:

    Every evening, Bryan would return from the pub and empty his pockets onto the bedside table. He didn't mind all the shrapnel - but what was with those dogs?!

    He always vowed next time to ask the landlord to add just a little more water...

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  10. Outrageous Fortune!

    2p or not 2p....

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  11. Miniaturisation of the England football team goes disastrously wrong when a dog steps into the apparatus.

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  12. 'Man U unveil Winalot as new shirt sponsor'

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