Friday, September 07, 2007
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
Following a year of unprecedented high claims, Churchill Insurance make it harder for customers to get their money.
ReplyDeleteoutbreak of lemming-mastiffs infest Great Yarmouth Casino.
ReplyDeleteI told you - the British Economy is going to the dogs.
ReplyDeleteAs Labour's social policy of respect bans urinating up lamp posts, canines become increasingly desperate for small coins.
ReplyDeleteInterviewed on the Today show this morning, Mr. Fido of the Canines Rally Against Policy explained to John Humphrys their situation was ''Rough!''
"This is a hold up. Give me 2p or the dog gets it."
ReplyDelete"Where are Mum and Dad?"
"They're out coining it."
"Woof."
200 coppers arrive after dog dials 999.
Inside the Head of David Beckham: ''sometimes I get these recurring nightmares about the direction of my career...''
ReplyDeletewell, you say it's a dog's life but we're rolling in it!
ReplyDeleteEngland dog football squad demand that Sky pay by cheque next time.
ReplyDeleteJackanory for Baby Boomers:
ReplyDeleteEvery evening, Bryan would return from the pub and empty his pockets onto the bedside table. He didn't mind all the shrapnel - but what was with those dogs?!
He always vowed next time to ask the landlord to add just a little more water...
Outrageous Fortune!
ReplyDelete2p or not 2p....
Miniaturisation of the England football team goes disastrously wrong when a dog steps into the apparatus.
ReplyDeleteWAGs by Roy Keane
ReplyDelete'Man U unveil Winalot as new shirt sponsor'
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