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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
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- On Neuroscience and the Soul
- John Carey and the Mindlessness of Ballet
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Al fresco pole-dancing club gets off to a slow start.
ReplyDeleteMan: "Do I dare to eat a cone?"
ReplyDeleteNot if she has anything to do with it.
ReplyDelete"Beam me up, Scotty"
ReplyDelete"Look at him, he thinks he's George Clooney; more like Rosemary if you ask me."
ReplyDelete"Good morning everyone, this is your driver. Our tour today will take us up to the abattoir, round by the gasworks, and will finish up back here at the local knocking shop"
ReplyDeleteit's the Peters and Lee tribute band 'busking for bus fare' world tour 07
ReplyDelete''nothing works anymore, love. this is the third time the RNIB have retrained this dog and he still forgets the Flakes!''
ReplyDelete''go on, give us a lick, mate''
ReplyDelete''oo-er. okay, you go find a room while I finish dictating this letter''
(she thinks): you think it's that Bryan Appleyard, celebrity blogmeister and all-round TV man, but it's not. It's never him - you're just wasting your memory card.
ReplyDelete(she thinks): well, Karl Lagerfeld has let himself go - or it really is Bryan Appleyard!
ReplyDelete''Agent J, this is Agent B - don't look now but I have an extra-terrestrial situation right here. do you copy?''
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ReplyDeleteHopefuls queue up to replace Sir Ming Campbell
ReplyDelete"Yes, I'm the bag lady, while he eats ice cream, browses in every damn bookshop in town, continues his blog from any hot-spot he can find, gets excited when he sees anything bigger than a chaffinch, writes another three articles for the ST, and if I complain he says 'enjoy yourself, a change is as good as a rest!"
ReplyDeleteThis again is not me. When it's me, I'll tell you as in The Conversation Caption
ReplyDeleteGot It?
ReplyDeleteBryan, I really thought it was A A Gill out for a fag break on a Sunday Times bonding weekend. Perhaps you should add a footnote to each photo with the words used at the beginning of those old films 'Any resemblance to characters living or dead is purely coincidental'
ReplyDeleteAnyway, all this confusion over images, is it any wonder? We have that one top right, another on the Clive James link, the shot with Grabber at the fete, the one staring into camera (my cat still refuses to go out), walking with giraffes, scoffing cakes at the seaside, and the re-enactment yesterday of 'When Philby met Maclean'. Where is truth?