Friday, September 07, 2007

The Falling Rocks Caption

This is an attempt to test Ian Russell to the limit.

23 comments:

  1. Clandestine Petrologists' Rehab Centre Ahead.

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  2. 'Falling rock' sign falls, on fallen rock.

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  3. "Ian Russell Stumped by Falling Rocks Caption"

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  4. It could have been a cliffhanger.

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  5. Important Announcement:
    Today's Bryan Appleyard self-portrait (yes, again!) has been cancelled due to unforeseen head injury. Well-wishers and I-told-you-soes send flowers and grapes to Thumper Ward, Norwich Royal Hospital, Norfolk.

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  6. Oi, Appleyard, that's my Turner Prize entry. Give it back.

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  7. Unusual sighting baffles all Norfolk.

    ''some folk are sayin' it might be a sign.'', says local mayor Judge Billy-Bob Buckles, aged 107

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  8. Warning: This has been designated a Hippy Free Campsite. Wig-Wams and Tee-Pees may be stoned.

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  9. Sentient rock develops art about nature of rock.

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  10. Danger: Desperate TV vehicle for Griff Rees Jones ahead.

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  12. Kamikaze hedgehogs at work

    Welcome to Liverpool

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  13. "Ian Russell NOT Stumped by Falling Rocks Caption"

    "Appleyard Fails in Attempt to Stump the Caption King"

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  14. Welcome to Cooper's Hill, Gloucestershire
    (God's Own County)

    Please have your last wills & testaments handy.

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  15. I can't think outside the rocks. Sigh.

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  16. Hawking on the Piste: Anti-matter avalanche may cause sudden energy release and loss of snow.

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  17. The last thing my short-sighted brother saw.

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  18. Or,

    Where Mr Magoo met his end.

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  19. Geologists stunned by discovery of fossilised cretaceous road-sign in sedimentary strata.

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  20. 'Highways Agency worried by standard of M6 maintenance'

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