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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
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September
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- On Neuroscience and the Soul
- John Carey and the Mindlessness of Ballet
- The Most Dangerous Place in the World Caption
- The Notting Hill Years
- The Napoleon Overcoat Caption
- Dave
- Foaming Moore
- What Happened to Hank
- The Good Life with Kayak Caption
- Back to My Future
- I Am, At Last, Johnny Cash
- The Migrants Caption
- Burma
- Boombox For Sale?
- The Biota Bite(s) Back - Again
- Sale - a Town of Taste
- On Ties
- The Soft Toy Caption
- A Teacher Remembered
- Brown the Unstoppable
- The Gordon Brown Speech Caption
- How Fast Must I Go?
- A Considered Response to the Death of Marcel Marceau
- Nature Notes - At Last
- The Wicker Man and the Seventies
- Ponder Post 13
- The Money Shrine Caption
- Prince Albert - The Truth
- Being in the Wrong List
- The Broken Bulb Wind Chime Caption
- More Tattoos
- Gray, the Boy David and Thatcher
- The Guinness and Alarming Look Caption
- More Politics
- Death of the Hedge Funds
- More Politics, Much More
- The Chairs Caption
- Art and Life
- Meanwhile, In Another Universe...
- No Way, Jose
- The Abandoned Alien Lander Caption
- Blame the Cows
- Une Grande Journee pour un Grand Fromage
- Politics
- The Cornered Man Caption
- The Lost Server 2
- Er, Look, Over Here, Big War
- Watch Them Die
- The Yellow Binoculars Caption
- The Lost Server
- Spurtle News
- Cheap Wives Online
- The Secret of Sven-Thak
- The Wheelie Bin Caption
- Tips and Trains
- Madonna's Tongue
- Ponder Post 12: Why Do the Tories Let Him Get Away...
- Rowan the Resonant
- The Story of My Life Caption
- Northern Rock
- The Inappropriate Wallpaper Caption
- The Peregrine
- Sock Solution Sensation
- The Caravan Caption
- Ponder Post 11: Gushing
- Amanda Among the Paedophiles
- GreenDave's New Release
- Logistics
- For Jerry Fodor
- The Aniseed Twist Caption
- Not Quite the Worst Football Team in the World
- Just Say No
- The Dead Parrot Post
- Ethiopia to the Rescue
- The Summer in England Caption 2
- On Not Going Metric
- Good News
- Tattoos 2: The Horror, the Horror
- Dissection, Decay and DNA
- The Elastic Band Ball Caption
- The McCanns 2
- Atonement
- The Alien Abduction Caption
- Amy, Britney, Pat, Dave and Crazy John
- The Quiz House
- Pedro Almodovar
- The House Caption and Quiz
- Mugabe to Roth
- Bored?
- On the other hand...
- Meerkats - A False Alarm
- Fag Money For Mothers-to-Be. Capital.
- Read Me on Almodovar or Matt Damon Gets It
- Words and Wordmen
- Proof of Pavarotti's Worldwide Reach
- The Childhood Superstition of Secularism
- The Elastic Band Ball Problem
- Giant Birds 4: The Divers
- The Fat Boat with Balls Caption
- The McCanns
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September
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aaarrrrr! 'e don't draw so much o' the breeze since 'e lost 'is aaarm! aaarrrr!
ReplyDeleteavast behind!
ReplyDelete(did I say it was Bryan? no, it's all in your mind)
Land ahoy! right kids, two hours of rum and whorin', then back 'ere to compare tattoos!
ReplyDeletedon't worry about straying into hostile waters, Mr. Smee. you'll gets to be on telly and I'll be out of this old uniform and into some Iranian tailoring.
ReplyDeleteI had that Ian Russell in the back of my boat once.
ReplyDeleteyour learning fast, matey, now when I hits the bowsprit, I wants yer to perform an emergency stop!
ReplyDeleteaaarrr, you say 'twas a shame he lost an eye, but whenever The Four Bells had a stripper on, they only charged him half price.
ReplyDeleteaaarr, and you say twas a shame he lost an arm too, but whenever he's in The Four Bells, his money's always in his right hand pocket!
ReplyDeleteever since Dad got that email telling him he was a direct descendant of Horatio Nelson, our little trips to The Broads have become unbearable.
ReplyDelete" So, do 'ye understand, Mr. Russell? Five lashes for each new caption."
ReplyDeletedon't worry, the coast guard won't trouble us. the pennants spell out, ''lost both arms. need urgent assistance with the toilet.''
ReplyDeleteLooks like Washington crossing the Delaware to me!
ReplyDeleteYou see, I told you Bryan couldn't swim...
ReplyDeleteBroads scoured for missing parrot. Answers to name of Cap'n Flint.
ReplyDeleteMainbrace Unspliced - shock as journalist puts to sea stone cold sober.
Admiral caught frigging in the rigging
Looks like a dinghy done right, though - gaff rigger? - and probably lovely when her sails are unfurled.
Not the Broads, Burnham Overy Staithe and THAT IS NOT ME.
ReplyDeleteDrink, drink. Fan, fan. Rub, rub
ReplyDeleteTewkesbury parents encounter strong cross-winds during the school-run.
ReplyDeleteThe Last of England
ReplyDeleteNorfolk ho!
ReplyDeleteWhat are "the broads"? Here a broad is a woman along the lines of Mae West.
ReplyDeleteNorfolk Broads, Susan, inland waterways
ReplyDeleteVessels. Broads. Overys. Hmmm...
ReplyDeleteI see no quips!
ReplyDeleteThe Royal Navy Spithead Review, 2012
ReplyDelete...yes, I sailed with Hardy, you know - remarkably soft lips, but unforgivable halitosis....
ReplyDelete'Task Force sails as Argies enter Stanley for second time'
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