Thursday, September 20, 2007

The Abandoned Alien Lander Caption


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  1. Mourinho escape pod found.

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  2. 'Surgeons refuse to use Jordan's preferred implant' Sir Tristram Merriweather said "The operation's straight-forward enough, but there's a major risk of rust poisoning"

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  3. Bryan Appleyard says: "Not in my back yard you don't."

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  4. lot#23: Rhubarb Forcer.

    one owner, needs attention.

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  5. It is, in fact, a second world war gun emplacement. They thought the Germans would come through Norfolk.

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  6. Norfolk sure does seem to have more than its share of rusty old WW II-era stuff. Time for an artist to come through there and make some sculptures out of "found" objects.

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  7. Millennium dome prototype found in Peter Mandelson's back garden.

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  8. 'Norfolk tourist information centre leaves a little to be desired.'

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  9. 'Nigella's wok stolen and discarded while she rolled her eyes, twitched her nose, smacked her lips, licked her fingers, and pretended, in a sort of couldn't-give-a-stuff way, her programme was about cooking!'

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  10. Ann Widdecombe's brasiere crashed here: An. MMVII

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  11. beep beep beep...4 8 15 16 23 42...

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  12. Fossilised remains of R2D2 found buried in Appleyard's back garden

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