Tuesday, September 04, 2007
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A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
In conclusion, my friends, I say only this: "The bleaching of Saharan camels is the final proof of global warning"
ReplyDeletethis reminds me of my favourite piece of impromptu finger graffiti written on the back door of a dirty white van;
ReplyDelete'if you can read this I've lost me caravan'
"Take me to John Major..."
ReplyDeleteGovernment launch new EcoTransport scheme for commuters: 12,000 miles on a glass of water. Tax rebates for hump sharing.
ReplyDeleteTaxi for Mr. Blair!
ReplyDelete(a nod to grabber)
Mr. Appleyard's punishing workload begins to show (urgent call sent out for Nadine Baggott, your fourth emergency service).
ReplyDelete(yes, it's him. it's always him)
This is a hard one.
ReplyDeleteIs it a Trojan camel?
ReplyDelete'Lawrence's camel claims Ken has promised him a plinth in a London square'
ReplyDeleteI think the correct caption is 'Sod off". It's what all camels say all the time.
ReplyDelete"My name is Ozymandias, camel of camels..."
ReplyDelete'Meditating dumbass in range, spit ready to spring from gob.'
ReplyDeleteHouse prices plunge after immigrants blamed for theft of elderly camel's teeth, "A delicacy in Romania" - Daily Mail
ReplyDeletePeter Burnet and Simon, you guys win this round, a mon avis!
ReplyDeleteNew R.J.Reynolds marketing campaign circumvents EU anti-smoking legislation yet again.
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