Sunday, September 02, 2007

The Giraffe Caption

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  1. Noah realises the giraffes have sabotaged his entire project and walks away in disgust.

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  2. Mum, what did you mean when you whispered "short-arse" ?

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  3. Farmyard Porn presents Deep Throat

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  4. Giraffes declare winner in the Appleyard-Under-Hat Lookalike Competition (shirt-in class)

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  5. baby: mum, why is my neck so long?

    mum: because your head's so far away from your shoulders.

    dad: ...and that's how we get religion, son.

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  6. baby: dad, why are we covered in brown blotches?

    dad: so we can't be seen in the brush if there's a lion about.

    baby: so why aren't we in the brush right now?

    dad: cos we got this old geezer instead.

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  7. ''fancy going over to those trees for a bit of lunch?''

    ''no thanks, I'm stuffed!''

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  8. New human zoo enclosure proves a popular attraction on the Planet of the Giraffes.

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  10. Jeans! They'd never allow those in the Muthaiga Club.

    Mail Order Brides wait patiently for the Young Farmers Club to emerge from the refreshment tent.

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  11. 'Longleat owner say's "I understand them, they understand me" as he walks with purpose towards pride of lions'

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  12. Girraffe in the middle: "I look up to him because he is upper class but I look down on him because he is lower class"

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  13. Director of 'All the Pretty Horses' admits film 'has some interpretative license'.

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